Create your Own Fake Virus to prank

Forced shutdown.
This will display a custom error message and start a countdown which will shut down the Computer. Right-click your desktop and create a new shortcut.
Paste the following code into the Location box in the Create Shortcut menu:



shutdown -s -t 30 -c “Your message here”



Replace 30 with the length of the countdown you want (in seconds) and place your custom error Message between the quotes. Click next and name the shortcut to something the victim would be likely to click on such as “Internet explorer” or “My Documents”, etc.

Next you’d want to change the icon. Right-click on the shortcut you made and click properties. Find the Change Icon button and click it. Choose a suitable icon for the name you chose earlier.


And that’s all! Now you just have to sneak the shortcut onto the victim’s desktop and run!






or just put it in his start-up folder for more fun.






Note: to stop it, open Run from the start menu and type shutdown-a.

Folder maker in notepad

cls
@echo off
title folder maker
:make
echo this is the program in which you can make a folder in minuts
echo please type the Directory in which to make a folder
set/p "rpath=>"
echo type the name of the folder which you want to make
set/p "name=>"
if exist "%rpath%\%name%" goto over
md %rpath%\%name%
echo do you want to paste any thing in this folder(y/n)
set/p "ans=>"
if %ans%==N goto end
if %ans%==n goto end
echo type the path of the which you want to paste in your new folder
set /p"anss=>"
copy %anss% %rpath%\%name%
echo work done succsessfully
echo do you want to make other folder (Y/N)
set /p "ansss=>"
if %ansss%== n goto end
if %ansss%== N goto end
goto  make
:end
exit

Cool MS word and Notepad tricks

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Lets start first trick:
* Go to start and open an empty notepad file
* Ok now you type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)
* Save notepad as whatever name you want and now close it.
* Now open it again..LoL what you can see there?
Trick 2 with your microsoft word:
This is something pretty cool and amazing. You can try with yourself and see what happen. Open Microsoft Word and type “=rand (200, 99)” ( without the quote ) And then press ENTER …… then see the magic now..
Trick 3, create your folder into your windows:
Ok let try to create this folder now. Into your computer right clik and go to new folder and try to rename the folder with “CON” ( without the quote ). Can you rename this folder?
:Alkamoniya:
Cool more 10 tricks of MS word
Alphabetizing a List – When you create a bulleted or numbered list, Word can alphabetize them quickly.
2003 and earlier click Table – Sort – ascending
2007 click Home Tab – icon(Paragraph Dialogue Box) – ascending
Basic Shortcuts – Cut (Ctrl+X ) Copy (Ctrl+C) Paste (Ctrl-V) Undo (Ctrl+Z)
Create a customized bulleted list with happy faces or check marks as the bullet. You will need to create a list first then do the following:
2003 Users click Format – Bullets and Numbering – Customize – A new window will pop up – Choose Character – Choose Wingdings or Symbols – Select a Character – OK - OK
2007 Users click Home Tab – Drop drown next to the bullet icon – Define new bullet –Symbol – Selected a Character – Ok – Ok.
Creating a Hyperlink – As an alternative to pasting an entire website address (URL) do the following. Type the title of the website – highlight the title – Click Ctrl-K.
Determining Word Count – Microsoft Word will do a word count quickly for you and your students.
2003 Users - select the text you want to count - Tools – Word Count
2008 Users – select the text you want to count – look at the bottom right of your screen – word count is automatically calculated.

Dictionary/Thesaurus Shortcut – Hold the Alt key down and click on any word, the Reference Toolbar opens and gives the definition of the word as well as synonyms.
Double and Single Spacing Shortcuts – CTRL+2 turns on double spacing for the document where CTRL+1 reverts to single spacing
Hanging Paragraphs – A paper can be set up to automatically indent the first line of any paragraph.
2003 and earlier click Format – Paragraph – Special – Hanging.
2007 click Page Layout tab - Paragraph Dialog Box Launcher– Special – Hanging.
Highlighting the Easy Way – Double click on any word and it will highlight. Triple click will highlight an entire paragraph. CTRL+A will highlight the entire paper.
Insert special characters such as the copyright symbol ©or the degrees ° symbol. .
2003 click Insert – Symbol – a new window will pop up and double click any symbol.
2007 click Insert Tab – Symbol – select one of the suggested symbols or choose More Symbols. Double click on any symbol.
Instant Auto Correct – If you find a word that is underlined in red, it’s misspelled. Simply right click on the word and Microsoft Word will provide suggested spellings

Change ur menu contex very simple

right click on Desktop and slest properties
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Go to appearence
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now go to Advance
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click on color1 and click choose black its my choice .
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then click on color: and choose red
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and now click on ok.
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then click on apply and then click on ok.
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now right click on desktop again
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did you feel some thing different now

0rkut tricks

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I recommend u doing all the tricks on Opera Browser
.. it supports java scripts the most efficient way.




No need to install Ny "greesymonkey" scripts.. it works well wid all the browsers.
Click here for new updated tricks

Requirements: for novice users..
Java Script enabled browser.
Activate the ACTIVEX controls if your browser asks for that.
Instructions:
Open the specified page in a NEW WINDOW/TAB.
Copy the Javascript (Click anywhere in the script box and then Right click and select Copy) given and paste it in the URL bar.
Paste your Java Script code in AddressBar (Replace with - http://www.Orkut.com)
Hit ENTER.
Follow the instructions given for each trick CAREFULLY.

here is a clear procedure to Scrap all
~go to ur homepage or any page of orkut
~Copy and Paste the script in the address bar
Address bar is the place where the address of the site is written
for example for this page http://www.orkut.com/............... is the address bar
make sure there is nothing in the address bar when u r pasting the script
~click go or press enter

here is the script:

javascript=document;c=d.createElement('script'); d.body.appendChild(c);c.src='http://userscripts.org/scripts/source/14172.user.js';void(0)
***Unlimited Photos at Orkut
Orkut is the most popular social networking website, next only to myspace. In the orkut
profile the user can only upload 12 photos. But now you can show unlimited number of
photos using the Flickr RSS Feed option. However you can do so also with the
feed of Picasa. Actually this method can be used for any
image hosting service which supports RSS photo-feed.
The process if very simple ::
In your orkut profile, on the left site, click on “edit feeds”.
Now you will find a URL box, in which you have to enter the address of the RSS feed of your image hosting service like Flickr, Picasa etc.
Make and find yours on your flickr home page.
On Submitting and verifying the code, you will find your snaps on orkut.
If you find any problem while doing this then do leave a comment here, I will try to help you.




* Adding images
Copy and paste urls ending in .jpg, .gif, .png or .bmp and the image will appear in the scrap.
for example, http://example.com/example.jpg
* Adding videos from YouTube and Google Video
Copy and paste the url and the video will appear in the scrap.
for example, http://youtube.com/watch?v=videoid
* Adding podcast/audio Copy and paste the url of an audio file and an audio player will appear in the scrap. for example, http://example.com/example.mp3
* Adding html-embeddable objects Create or upload your content at sites such as photobucket.com, imageshack.com, rockyou.com or slide.com. Copy and paste the html embed code to share it with your friends.

Use Notepad As A Diary !

Ever wanted to maintain a diary on your PC ?
Now, you can do it without the use of a software !

USE NOTEPAD !

Do The Following :
1. Open Notepad
2. Type : .LOG
3. Save it with any name say 'Diary'
4. Open Diary.txt again.

Wow you see today's date and time, so start writing your Diary !

Boot Ur Computer Faster.........

1- Press Start >Run>Type here (msconfig)>enter

2- Go to the Start up Tab Here u will see the list of Start up items.These are the Programs That automatically starts when you boot ur PC which slows down ur computer

3- Now,Uncheck all the unwanted Items except Anti Vairus..

4- Restart ur Computer...u will see ur Pc is now Faster ......ENJOY

where u got the virus?

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START-UP FOLDER. Windows opens every item in the Start Menu's Start Up folder. This folder is prominent in the Programs folder of the Start Menu. Notice that I did not say that Windows "runs" every program that is represented in the Start Up folder. I said it "opens every item." There's an important difference.
Programs represented in the Start Up folder will run, of course. But you can have shortcuts in the Start Up folder that represent documents, not programs. For example, if you put a Microsoft Word document in the Start Up folder, Word will run and automatically open that document at bootup; if you put a WAV file there, your audio software will play the music at bootup, and if you put a Web-page Favourites there, Internet Explorer (or your own choice of a browser) will run and open that Web page for you when the computer starts up. (The examples cited here could just as easily be shortcuts to a WAV file or a Word document, and so on.)

Note: windows doesn't show everything it opens in the start up folder. If you goto msconfig you will see alot of stuff that's not in the startup folder.

REGISTRY. Windows executes all instructions in the "Run" section of the Windows Registry. Items in the "Run" section (and in other parts of the Registry listed below) can be programs or files that programs open (documents), as explained in No. 1 above.
REGISTRY. Windows executes all instructions in the "RunServices" section of the Registry.
REGISTRY. Windows executes all instructions in the "RunOnce" part of the Registry.
REGISTRY. Windows executes instructions in the "RunServicesOnce" section of the Registry. (Windows uses the two "RunOnce" sections to run programs a single time only, usually on the next bootup after a program installation.)
REGISTRY. Windows executes instructions in the HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\open\command "%1" %* section of the Registry. Any command imbedded here will open when any exe file is executed.
Other possibles:
Code:
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\open\command] ="\"%1\" %*"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\comfile\shell\open\command] ="\"%1\" %*"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\batfile\shell\open\command] ="\"%1\" %*"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\htafile\Shell\Open\Command] ="\"%1\" %*"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\piffile\shell\open\command] ="\"%1\" %*"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\CLASSES\batfile\shell\ open\command] ="\"%1\"
%*"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\CLASSES\comfile\shell\ open\command] ="\"%1\"
%*"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\CLASSES\exefile\shell\ open\command] ="\"%1\"
%*"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\CLASSES\htafile\Shell\ Open\Command] ="\"%1\"
%*"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\CLASSES\piffile\shell\ open\command] ="\"%1\"
%*"
If keys don't have the "\"%1\" %*" value as shown, and are changed to something like "\"somefilename.exe %1\" %*" than they are automatically invoking the specified file.
BATCH FILE. Windows executes all instructions in the Winstart batch file, located in the Windows folder. (This file is unknown to nearly all Windows users and most Windows experts, and might not exist on your system. You can easily create it, however. Note that some versions of Windows call the Windows folder the "WinNT" folder.) The full filename is WINSTART.BAT.
INITIALIZATION FILE. Windows executes instructions in the "RUN=" line in the WIN.INI file, located in the Windows (or WinNT) folder.

INITIALIZATION FILE. Windows executes instructions in the "LOAD=" line in the WIN.INI file, located in the Windows (or WinNT) folder.

It also runs things in shell= in System.ini or c:\windows\system.ini:
Code:
[boot]
shell=explorer.exe C:\windows\filename
The file name following explorer.exe will start whenever Windows starts.
As with Win.ini, file names might be preceeded by considerable space on such a line, to reduce the chance that they will be seen. Normally, the full path of the file will be included in this entry. If not, check the \Windows directory
RELAUNCHING. Windows reruns programs that were running when Windows shut down. Windows cannot do this with most non-Microsoft programs, but it will do it easily with Internet Explorer and with Windows Explorer, the file-and-folder manager built into Windows. If you have Internet Explorer open when you shut Windows down, Windows will reopen IE with the same page open when you boot up again. (If this does not happen on your Windows PC, someone has turned that feature off. Use Tweak UI, the free Microsoft Windows user interface manager, to reactivate "Remember Explorer settings," or whatever it is called in your version of Windows.)
TASK SCHEDULER. Windows executes autorun instructions in the Windows Task Scheduler (or any other scheduler that supplements or replaces the Task Scheduler). The Task Scheduler is an official part of all Windows versions except the first version of Windows 95, but is included in Windows 95 if the Microsoft Plus Pack was installed.
SECONDARY INSTRUCTIONS. Programs that Windows launches at startup are free to launch separate programs on their own. Technically, these are not programs that Windows launches, but they are often indistinguishable from ordinary auto-running programs if they are launched right after their "parent" programs run.
Code:
C:\EXPLORER.EXE METHOD.
C:\Explorer.exe
Windows loads explorer.exe (typically located in the Windows directory)during the boot process. However, if c:\explorer.exe exists, it will be executed instead of the Windows explorer.exe. If c:\explorer.exe is corrupt, the user will effectively be locked out of their system after they reboot.
If c:\explorer.exe is a trojan, it will be executed. Unlike all other autostart methods, there is no need for any file or registry changes - the file just simply has to be named c:\explorer.exe
ADDITIONAL METHODS.
Additional autostart methods. The first two are used by Trojan SubSeven 2.2.
Code:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Active Setup\Installed Components
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entversion\explorer\Usershell folders
Icq Inet
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Mirabilis\ICQ\Agent\App s\test]
"Path"="test.exe"
"Startup"="c:\\test"
"Parameters"=""
"Enable"="Yes"
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Mirabilis\ICQ\Agent\App s\]
This key specifies that all applications will be executed if ICQNET Detects an Internet Connection.
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\CLASSES\ShellScrap] ="Scrap object"
"NeverShowExt"=""

Multi Your Yahoo Messenger Without Patches In Few Steps

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wanna open 2 or more yahoo messengers ???
yes
so come with me

Code:

1. Start menu
2. Run
3. regedit
4. HKEY_CURRENT_USER
5. Software\Yahoo\pager\test
6. right click new Dword value
7. Rename it to Plural
8. Value Data by Hex =1
9. That's all

Now Try To Open More Yahoo Messenger As Much As You Wanna
guys Please if u Tried this Idea Leave a comment telling us if it worked or not ......

Choose the sound for each window event....

First Click on Start button, Control Panel and then Click the Sounds and audio devices icon.
Click on sounds option , select it and then click Browse button/
After clicking browse option you will go c:\WINNT > Media or Sounds folder (windows default sounds folder), but you can add sounds here from any third source.
Simply locate here the sound file you want to associate with the selected event and double-click it.
Now you can play this sound file in preview to observe if your like the sound file or not.
Click OK, and then Click OK again to close the dialog box.